I've started to compile a list of findings - aimed mostly at discovering a new baby "theorem" with which I can give my name and therefore live forever in the dusty halls of scientific endeavour.
In starting my quest I have discovered a nice easy law, which I shall tentatively call "The Kay Feed/Time Realationship" A more complicated mathematical derivation of the law shall follow shortly, after it has been ratified by the British College of Sciences.
The Kay Feed Relationship is as follows:
"If Baby is prepared to suck on Daddy's nose for a period of 10 seconds or more, then the necessity for feeding is imminent."
I will soon expand this "special feed relationship" to a more general form, by including a statement about the "suck pressure" that the baby exerts!
Here is pictorial evidence of my new law:
Stephen
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